I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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