How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
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