Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
honey bunches of taint.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
no you cant smoke seaweed
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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