More tranny stories later!
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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