she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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