And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
lets start a swedish sibling band together
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
