i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
