omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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