Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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