would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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