At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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