Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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