im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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