i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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