so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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