Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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