no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
