I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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