How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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