You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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