this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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