Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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