Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
