I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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