Yo dont text me then not text me
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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