i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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