No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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