Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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