im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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