O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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