I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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