Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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