Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
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