I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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