please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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