paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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