break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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