Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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