you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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