awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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