I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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