Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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