how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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