I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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