If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
