yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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