Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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