saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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