garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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