Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
We named our party play list daddy issues
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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