walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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