we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Everclear isn't food dammit
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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